IBuyUglySouls: hey fuckerme: what’s up asshole? I’m in the middle of somethingIBuyUglySouls: check your mailme: why?IBuyUglySouls: i sent you something. you’re going to luv itme: “luv” it? Seriously? I didn’t think the ‘Prince of Darkness’ was a pre-teen.IBuyUglySouls: no, for real. check your mailme: alright. hold on.me: fuck. the ipod nano? […]

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I’ve been meaning to write about a ton of stuff, but this is a busy few weeks and I have a lot of stuff to do, so I’m not going to get to everything just yet. I could talk about soccer, or ACL, or the Boathouse party, or Wired NextFest, or The Intrepid (the boat, […]

Every time w.bloggar falls out of my Windows abridged start menu, I know it’s been too long since I’ve written anything. I’m going to use the stupidest excuse too, I’ve been working a lot. Actually, I haven’t been working terrible hours, but I haven’t really felt like doing much more than playing poker, […]

A number of people have asked me what I did for my birthday this year. Since I was missing half of the group birthday crew (remember that Jack was an original member) and I’m in NYC, there were really only two choices: Atlantic City or Foxwoods. The decision was pretty much made for […]

If the title doesn’t say it all, the picture does:
(I’m in the back on the right)
There were a series of missteps that lead to our championship, but let’s just say destiny was on our side. We beat two teams that were definitively better than us. We did have some help though. First, […]

In case you needed more proof that the Alamo Drafthouse was the greatest movie theater ever, then you should check this out. Last week I watched The Warriors at Coney Island, followed by a Q&A with a number of the cast members. I even got to hear Cyrus say “CAN YOU DIG IT?” […]

After a 28 day hiatus, I finally got a chance to play soccer again. I signed up for a soccer league I found on the internets which is just as shady as their website makes them appear. To say that the organization is poorly run would be a horrible understatement. I’ll give you all the […]

Thanks to everyone who made it out last weekend on such short notice. It was good to see you all. For those of you that I didn’t get to see, I’ll be back in September for ACL and will likely be making it down a day early to go to the Thievery Corporation […]

Business cards serve two functions: 1) To prove to other business people that you are a legitimate employee of a company1 and 2) To serve as a cheesy parting gift to go along with the cheesy pickup line you used at that awesome happy hour when you were wearing your favorite striped shirt.
I […]