Last week I made my triumphant return to soccer. I’ve been itching to play for a long time now. For those of you keeping score, I tore my groin on July 17th. So it has been three and a half months since I had even touched a soccer ball.
Aside from being exhausted 10 minutes […]

In my mad rush to get to the airport for Las Vegas, someone bumped into me pretty hard with their luggage. I didn’t realize how bad it was until I got out of the subway to catch the AirTrain. My phone looked like this:

I immediately recognized it as a cracked LCD, but attempted to turn […]

I happened to be exercising (big surprise, I know) and saw the aftermath of this.
I was sure that they were filming a movie. Funny.

After a pleasant late Saturday night at work, I walked out of my office at 3am and heard the distinctive tires squealing sound from every car chase scene in a movie. Suddenly from around the corner a black Lexus with half of its bumper hanging off fishtails onto Lexington Avenue, gets situated and fishtails again […]

I play a lot of craps. If I start playing craps and I’m winning (or within a reasonable amount of losses) I’d rather keep playing than change games to get some poker in.
The Borgata is currently holding a big poker tournament (WPT Poker Open). To catch some of the action walking out of the poker […]

Balki came out to NY for the long weekend for no other reason than to hang out and drink. And that boy can drink; he put my 30 year old liver to the test.
The weekend consisted of a lot of walking, drinking, and being hungover. We set the bar high on Thursday when he […]

I’ve been working like hell. Balki is here for Labor Day. My liver will hate me for the rest of September. Time to hit the bar.

I had the best birthday party that I’ve ever had in my entire life, no doubt. Super-extra special thanks to Kat for planning all of it. Outside of the date and the quiz, everything else was Kat. Also thanks to everyone that helped Kat get everything together: McP, Miranda, Eric, Amanda, and everyone else involved, […]

Fuck.  Really?  Yeah.  Coherent discussion to follow later.

I wouldn’t say I’m a crazy germaphobe, but I find the majority of touching to be awkward. But I do find germaphobes in New York to be absolutely absurd. This is the dirtiest, most overcrowded city in the United States. Not exactly the best place for a germaphobe. I’ve seen them […]