…but I am ready to switch web providers.  For the second time in the four years I’ve been hosted here, they’ve managed to lose two weeks of updates. Now, I don’t update all the time, so it’s not a horrible problem, but if they would at least fucking admit that they lost my data it […]

South by Southwest is a music festival that is explicitly designed for people like me. It’s a marathon. Four solid days of drinking and watching music, but not in a smelly outdoor camping kind of way, in small clubs that are within walking distance of each other starting from whenever you wake up and going […]

Biggest asshole move of the weekend? Jumping the line at Burbon Rocks to see the Helio Sequence. TOTALLY FUCKING WORTH IT. And to my credit, I had no intention of jumping the line, I was just drunk and asking where I was supposed to stand when she scanned us in.

Nerd out celebrity sighting:

Aziz Ansari of Human Giant.
ROCK.

I realized that I hadn’t updated about the knee recently. Basically, the story is that it started hurting again last week. Like on the level that it was hurting at the beginning of the year. Not a good sign. I’m still doing the therapy and I have another appointment with the […]

While in DFW visiting Jim and Adrienne, we had the unfortunate luck of running into a youth group at a restaurant on Sunday afternoon. They were the most obnoxious bunch I’ve ever seen, but I knew exactly what to expect from them. Adrienne was not so lucky, I guess she had never experienced them on […]

Last year, I made a list of the worst shows I saw all year. This time around I had a much more difficult time thinking of terrible shows that I’ve seen in the past year. There were a bunch of blah shows, but nothing really stuck out to me as painful like 120 Days […]

I fell down some stairs.
Don’t worry, I won.
It’s kind of like Fight Club.
I was just minding my own business when…
I’m an idiot.

Draw your own conclusions.

Writer’s strike? Who gives a fuck, American Gladiators is back on!
After the injury I watched a ton of American Gladiators on ESPN Classic and wondered why a show like that ever went off the air. Cheesy pro-wrestling theatrics? Check. Injury lawsuit waiting to happen? Check. What else do you need?
And now it’s […]

Where is Bay Ridge? It’s an hour subway ride into Brooklyn, and if that doesn’t mean anything to you all I can say is “far from me”. It also happens to be where I spent NYE, hanging out with CC and Sarah.
We had a nice dinner and a million drinks at the Pearl Room before […]