Last year, I made a list of the worst shows I saw all year. This time around I had a much more difficult time thinking of terrible shows that I’ve seen in the past year. There were a bunch of blah shows, but nothing really stuck out to me as painful like 120 Days […]

With the torn ACL, it’s been impossible to go to shows at all. I finally felt like I was capable of standing through an entire show and took the opportunity to finally catch Blonde Redhead. Of course, I didn’t make the decision until the show was completely sold out and I was forced […]

You’ve seen the pirated chinese dvd version, now watch the official dvd of my stand-up from Caroline’s in December. And in case you’re curious, I’m looking to do my next show in March.

I fell down some stairs.
Don’t worry, I won.
It’s kind of like Fight Club.
I was just minding my own business when…
I’m an idiot.

Draw your own conclusions.

Oh yeah, I went to Lake Tahoe for x-mas. It is absolutely gorgeous there as you can see. I went with Jason, Balki, and Ezra. Here’s the trip in notable quotes:
“You are a bottle of jack away from closing that deal.”
“You need to start having sex with strangers.”
“I am a serial monogamist.”
“No […]

Writer’s strike? Who gives a fuck, American Gladiators is back on!
After the injury I watched a ton of American Gladiators on ESPN Classic and wondered why a show like that ever went off the air. Cheesy pro-wrestling theatrics? Check. Injury lawsuit waiting to happen? Check. What else do you need?
And now it’s […]

Where is Bay Ridge? It’s an hour subway ride into Brooklyn, and if that doesn’t mean anything to you all I can say is “far from me”. It also happens to be where I spent NYE, hanging out with CC and Sarah.
We had a nice dinner and a million drinks at the Pearl Room before […]