I just watched American Ninja for the first time in years. Spectacular. What makes this movie so great? I’ll start with some sample dialog:
Army Colonel: Jackson! Have you had a chance to check the wounds?Stereotypical Black Army Guy: Yes sir, I have.AC: Well, what is it?SBAG: Have you ever heard of ninjitsu, […]

A greasy deli that i eat at somewhat regularly was shut down by the health department. Which is worse- that i was pretty sure they should be shut down and still ate there, or that i will continue to eat there after they have appeased the health department and in back to their old unsanitary […]

IBuyUglySouls: hey fuckerme: what’s up asshole? I’m in the middle of somethingIBuyUglySouls: check your mailme: why?IBuyUglySouls: i sent you something. you’re going to luv itme: “luv” it? Seriously? I didn’t think the ‘Prince of Darkness’ was a pre-teen.IBuyUglySouls: no, for real. check your mailme: alright. hold on.me: fuck. the ipod nano? […]

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I’ve been meaning to write about a ton of stuff, but this is a busy few weeks and I have a lot of stuff to do, so I’m not going to get to everything just yet. I could talk about soccer, or ACL, or the Boathouse party, or Wired NextFest, or The Intrepid (the boat, […]