Disgusting

7 December, 2005 (12:57) | Uncategorized

I just found out I have high cholesterol, courtesy of my free blood screening. I think the country omelette I had at IHOP for lunch today may be contributing to my high cholesterol. Or maybe it was all the peanut butter I put on the pancakes. Either way, it’s time to learn the Truffle Shuffle.

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Comment from amanda
Date: December 8, 2005, 10:05 pm

is that why you didnt answer the fucking phone when i called?? what the shit is that?

Comment from gus away from the metroplaza
Date: December 9, 2005, 12:23 am

I tried to answer the phone, but my fingers were too fat so I ended up hanging up on you. Either that or I was busy stuffing my face with sushi, I can’t remember.

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