I just found out I have high cholesterol, courtesy of my free blood screening. I think the country omelette I had at IHOP for lunch today may be contributing to my high cholesterol. Or maybe it was all the peanut butter I put on the pancakes. Either way, it’s time to learn the Truffle Shuffle.
is that why you didnt answer the fucking phone when i called?? what the shit is that?
I tried to answer the phone, but my fingers were too fat so I ended up hanging up on you. Either that or I was busy stuffing my face with sushi, I can’t remember.