Fuck Cingular
Sung to the tune of “We Are Family” by Sister Sledge:
We are fam-i-lyFuck Cingular’s ridiculous feesWe are fam-i-lyKat and I can talk until three
We are fam-i-lyMy phone’s got l33t L-E-DsWe are fam-i-lyPeople will think I am thirteen
Alright, alright, enough silliness for now. What’s the news? If you’ve tried to call me in the […]
