I just ate some nasty chips at a little company party. They are supposed to be corn chips, but they have this nasty stale peanuts aftertaste. It’s been an hour, I can’t shake the aftertaste. Things I tried to fix it: bud light, pepsi, mountain dew, popcorn, peppermint, and as a last resort – scraping at my tongue with my fingernails. It won’t go away.

The funny part is, my co-workers knew the chips were bad. There was a group of three of them standing around the chips waiting for people to eat them and laughing at their reactions. I’m not sure if I should be upset with them or admire their sick sense of humor. I take that back, I admire their sick sense of humor. Fuckers.