This is why I like No Limit Poker

FullTiltPoker Game #169161037: Table Desert Primrose – $0.25/$0.50 – No Limit Hold’em – 22:12:06 ET – 2005/07/29
Seat 1: Samb1082 ($31.25)
Seat 2: PingJockey ($48.50)
Seat 3: Minky ($18.50)
Seat 4: Ahjay ($50.15)
Seat 5: DizzeeRascal ($24.75)
Seat 6: KaseyMo ($21.45)
Seat 7: gus ($19.70)
Seat 8: princess_tink ($11.15)
Seat 9: Rey Miguel ($47.25)
gus posts the small blind of $0.25
princess_tink posts the big blind of $0.50
5 seconds left to act
Minky posts $0.50
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gus [Ts Tc]
Rey Miguel raises to $1
Samb1082 folds
PingJockey calls $1
Minky calls $0.50
Ahjay folds
DizzeeRascal folds
gus calls $0.75
princess_tink calls $0.50
*** FLOP *** [8c 4h Th]
gus checks
princess_tink checks
Rey Miguel checks
PingJockey checks
Minky checks
*** TURN *** [8c 4h Th] [3c]
gus bets $3
princess_tink has 15 seconds left to act
princess_tink folds
Rey Miguel folds
PingJockey folds
Minky raises to $6
gus raises to $12
Minky calls $6
*** RIVER *** [8c 4h Th 3c] [3h]
gus bets $5.50
Minky calls $5.50, and is all in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
gus shows [Ts Tc] (a full house, Tens full of Threes)
Minky mucks
gus wins the pot ($38) with a full house, Tens full of Threes
Minky is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $40 | Rake $2
Board: [8c 4h Th 3c 3h]
Seat 1: Samb1082 didn’t bet (folded)
Seat 2: PingJockey folded on the Turn
Seat 3: Minky mucked [5s Ad] – a pair of Threes
Seat 4: Ahjay didn’t bet (folded)
Seat 5: DizzeeRascal (button) didn’t bet (folded)
Seat 6: KaseyMo is sitting out
Seat 7: gus (small blind) showed [Ts Tc] and won ($38) with a full house, Tens full of Threes
Seat 8: princess_tink (big blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 9: Rey Miguel folded on the Turn

This is nice. Raise the turn with ace high and an inside straight draw? And then call double your raise? I really should have bet the flop, but I was sure that PingJockey would and I planned on pulling the old check-raise. And putting the last $5.50 in with ace high bad kicker? It’s unfortunate that this doesn’t always happen when I play on FullTilt. Instead I continually win small amounts of money on Party Poker, just to lose it all on FullTilt. Le sigh. Oh yeah, and congrats to FullTilt for finally adding hand histories.

On a completely different note: Exactly five years ago today was my first day as Texas resident. It was my first day of work as a full time NI employee. BIzarro. Five years of Texas residency. I think it’s about time I buy a handgun or at least shoot an animal.


I feel special

After sitting around the house playing poker and watching tv all afternoon, I went to amazon and bought a new iron. When I was checking out it gave me the option of including a free gift note. Now in five to seven days I’m going to get a brand new iron with a note that says “Now you feel special, don’t you?”. And you know what? I will.


Return of the Zo

So as Kat mentioned in a recent post, Zoey is back in Austin. Just as Kat’s experience was, the cargo office guy was supernice. Once we got Zoey off the loading dock he let me walk her around the nearby field and carried the crate over to my car. Zoey was totally cool. I expected her to be freaking out, but instead she seemed excited to see where she was now. After a nightmare getting the crate into my car, we were on our way back to the metroplaza. Once in the house, it was business as usual, I was working on the couch and Zoey was passed out on the floor, just like old times. I tried to take some pictures of her to let Kat know that she’s ok, but Zo wasn’t having it. I guess she’s a little camera-shy after all that flying. I think I’m going to have a small gathering at my place this Saturday to welcome her back. Let me know if you want to hang out or stop by and say hi.


Fucking disgusting

I just ate some nasty chips at a little company party. They are supposed to be corn chips, but they have this nasty stale peanuts aftertaste. It’s been an hour, I can’t shake the aftertaste. Things I tried to fix it: bud light, pepsi, mountain dew, popcorn, peppermint, and as a last resort – scraping at my tongue with my fingernails. It won’t go away.

The funny part is, my co-workers knew the chips were bad. There was a group of three of them standing around the chips waiting for people to eat them and laughing at their reactions. I’m not sure if I should be upset with them or admire their sick sense of humor. I take that back, I admire their sick sense of humor. Fuckers.


Rockin’ it like it’s 1995

So as previously mentioned, last weekend I made the trek back to Oklahoma to attend my ten year high school reunion. If you haven’t been, you should totally go. It was a hell of a lot more fun than I expected it to be. Seriously. Unexpectedly fun.

There were some disappointments though. Just like in high school, the popular kids were swarming together, acting like they are still better than everyone else. But that didn’t bother me, because there were plenty of people to see and catch up with and Jim was cracking me up. My favorite Jim moment was after a girl from high school finished introducing me to her husband and telling me all about their lives working as youth ministers, Jim stops by just in time to remind her of the time that she cheated off of him on a history test in middle school. That guy cracks me up.

We did the traditional “awards” ceremony, including things like “most kids”, “longest marriage”, “traveled the farthest to be here”, etc. But none of the categories were what I was interested in. I had some discussions with friends at the reunion and here’s the compiled list of what we would have liked to see:

1. Most time spent in prison
2. Most times divorced
3. Still lives with their parents
4. Most STDs
5. Most abortions (my personal favorite)

So when you go to your high school reunion, talk them into giving out those awards. I guarantee it’ll make the event more fun.


Just some good ol’ boys

How bad is the new “Dukes of Hazzard” movie? I haven’t seen it yet, but apparently Cooter has. And he’s pissed. My favorite statement that they’re making a mockery of a “family-friendly show”. Don’t get me wrong, I love the Dukes of Hazzard TV show, but I’m not too ignorant to recognize that the only non-white people on the show were criminals passing through town causing problems. There’s a reason the confederate flag is painted on the roof.

Now I’m not so sure that I’m going to see it. I mean, when Cooter talks, I listen. Enough with the innuendo, I’ve got work to do today.


Oklahoma – giving me reasons to visit

So I mentioned that I went to Oklahoma for my high school reunion. I’ll get to that another time. Right now, I’d rather talk about playing poker in Oklahoma. In the past, I’ve visited Oklahoma for one of four reasons: recruiting, visiting family, visiting friends, or because I have a craving for 3.2 beer. Recently, Oklahoma legalized table games in the Indian casinos, including blackjack and poker.

Given that I was driving right by the Winstar Casino on my way to OKC, I had to make a stop to check it out. Winstar, if you’ve never been, is an odd looking “casino”. There’s a reason they don’t have pictures of the outside of the place on their website, because it looks like a cross between a grain silo and a circus tent. Not really an appealing sight. But when you’re 5 hours (driving) from Louisiana and a 3 hour plane ride from Vegas, you can’t really complain.

The inside of the casino is much nicer than you’d expect. The place has doubled in size since I was last in there and the overall feel of the place is now more “casino” than it was last time. Last time I felt like I was in the cheap casino that the Griswolds went to in Vegas Vacation. You know, the one with rock/paper/scissors and “guess what number I’m thinking of”.

As for the poker room, it’s about 15 tables and though not particularly well run, they did a decent job. As far as odd player sightings go, I saw Amarillo Slim cashing out as I was getting in. I assume he was playing the $5/$10 NL Hold’em game. As for the dealers, there were some dealers that were pretty good and others that were downright terrible. On one hand, the dealer (as well as the other 8 people at the table) called the wrong hand, almost giving the pot to a guy with a flush, when there were two pairs on the board. The “loser” of course, had made a boat. The dealer had actually started to push the pot to the flush guy, when I informed him that the hand he had just mucked was a full house.

I’ve been torn on calling hands that I’m not in. It’s definitely ok in home games, but at casinos, a lot of the time I feel like people should take care of themselves. But then again, if I help someone who can’t call their own hand, there’s a pretty high likelihood that they’re going to be giving me that money later. In this instance though, I called it for one reason only: I really hated the guy with the flush. I generally have a high tolerance for new poker players; I think it’s not only rude, but also silly to taunt people who aren’t good at the game. I want them to have a good time and (hopefully) lose their money to me. It’s a win-win situation. Unfortunately, this guy was a pain in the ass and he had to go. Not only did he not know the rules, he was constantly muttering under his breath at everyone at the table including me (as if I couldn’t hear him, since he’s sitting right next to me).

Anyway, as far as the play goes, it was for the most part a weak-aggressive game. A lot of people saw the flop, but were quick to fold when I bet into them. I got stuck early on when I had aces, kings, and jacks torn up by a flush, trip 3s, and two pair. There was one hand that is worth mentioning. It’s been haunting me for the past few days. It went a little like this.

In late position, I get dealt Ac-As. UTG raises, UTG+2 calls, I three-bet, BB calls, UTG caps, and everyone calls. Flop comes out Ah-2d-10d. UTG bets, UTG+2 raises, I three-bet, BB folds, UTG thinks about it for a while and folds, UTG+2 caps, I call. So now we’re heads up. Turn is 10c, UTG+2 bets, I raise, he calls. River is 10s. He bets, I call.

At this point everyone at the table is excited and standing, since this could quite possible be a bad beat jackpot winner. I turn over my AA for aces full of tens and UTG+2 turns over K-10 off suit for the four of a kind. The entire table explodes, thinking we’ve hit the bad beat jackpot. People are screaming and patting me on the back and I’m apparently the only one that’s listening to the dealer (who happened to be a really good dealer) who is explaining that it’s not a bad beat because UTG+2′s kicker doesn’t play (since there was an ace on the board). Very frustrating. Even more so because everyone thought I won the bad beat jackpot, instead I just got killed by an inferior hand. How much was he dominated by? Let’s head on over to CardPlayer.com Poker Odds Calculator.

UTG told me he threw away 2-2, showing that he read my hand pretty well on the flop.

So the hands are:
UTG: 2-2
UTG+2: K-10
gustavo “the unlucky bastardo”: AA

Preflop odds:
UTG: 17,8%
UTG+2: 13.5%
me: 68.8%

Flop odds:
UTG: 4.5%
UTG+2: 5.8%
me: 89.7%

Turn odds:
UTG+2: 2.3%
me: 97.7%

Now I hate really hate bad beat stories, but I had to tell this one just because everyone in the place continually reminded me of it. One particular guy at my table re-told this story to everyone who came by multiple times. It’s now permanently burned into my head. In the end, I had a good night at Winstar. I ended up winning a little over $100, so it wasn’t a bad night, but the $20k bad beat jackpot, would have made my night much sweeter.


Fourth of July in San Fran

7/5/2005

Spending time with Kat in San Jose over the fourth seems to have completely flown by. We had a fantastic time. Kat wrote about the first couple days, so you can read that if you’re logging my whereabouts.

Saturday

My entire reason for wanting to be in San Fransisco was to go to Alcatraz. I really should have read the San Francisco travel book Malcolm loaned me before taking off from Austin, because then I would have known that you have to order ferry tickets in advance to have any chance of visiting Alcatraz. When I called on Saturday morning, they were already sold out through Tuesday afternoon. No Alcatraz for me. I guess this just gives me more time to memorize Clint Eastwood lines from “Escape from Alcatraz” before I go. Instead we wandered over to Golden Gate Park. It was a short (less than 2 miles) walk from the hotel to the Park. On the way, we had some tasty cornbread pancakes at Kate’s on Haight St., which I highly recommend to anyone visiting the area. Take cash though, it’s one of those hippie cash-only establishments. We finally made it to Golden Gate Park, only to pass out on the grass from sheer exhaustion from the walk (how pathetic am I?). Golden Gate Park was basically what I expected it to be: a bunch of homeless hippies who probably graduated from being Austin homeless hippies to being San Francisco homeless hippies by trading a malnourished dog to an aspiring homeless hippie for a bus ticket. One interesting thing that I saw at the park was Lawn Bowling. I’m totally fascinated by this sport. I don’t care if the only people that play it are over 75, I want to learn how to play this game.

Saturday Night club-hopping

Since we were in San Francisco, we had to make a stop by the Stinking Rose for dinner. In typical Kat and Gus fashion, we ordered the same entrees and drank the same Viongier wine we had last time we were there. On a side note, Viongier, what kind of a wine snob have I become? After dinner, we headed to a bar to check out the local color. Had a few drinks at the Bamboo Hut (also a place we visited last time I was in town) and then went to some hip-hop club next door. There were a number of people there when we showed up, but we managed to snag a nice people watching seat that we held on to for a few hours. A note to all spiky-haired Asians: the women you are looking for are at this club! In fact, there was a large group of them, waiting for you guys to walk in the door. After the club was packed, we hung out for a while and decided it was time to make our way somewhere else. We headed down the street to VXN, which also turned out to be playing hip-hop that night. I believe I’ve listened to my quota for the year: because you should listen to a lot of different kinds of music. At VXN, some dude asked me what I put in my hair to make it look like it does. I honestly told him what I use, but in retrospect there were a million vile and uncomfortable statements I could have made. If only I weren’t so afraid of confrontation.

Bay 101, I love you

Tuesday I drove Kat to work and headed out to Bay 101 for some necessary poker action. After waiting a couple minutes for a 6-12 seat to open up, I was seated in seat 7 (not my favorite seat, but it’ll do). Seat 1 was a woman I will lovingly refer to as Miss Swan, because she sounded like the Mad TV sketch. Miss Swan had somewhere around $1700 in front of her. Seat 2, was a prop player named Katherine, I believe. Seat 3 was a maniac with $1424 in front of him (give or take a few-not that I was counting). Seat 4 was the unlucky seat that continually busted. Seat 5 was a dealer who was dumping a lot of money and was really upset about it. Seat 6 sat down at the same time I did and turned out to be a tight aggressive player. Seat 8 was continually rotating mainly remaining open. Seat 9 was an older man that seemed to bust out every four or five hands that he played and then rebought for small amounts.

I call seat 1 Miss Swan because one of the first hands I sat down to play she was heads up with the guy in seat 8. He had three bet pre-flop, likely with AK and hit a board that was J-10-x. The turn is another J and it gets narrowed down to the two of them when she re-raised him. Seat 8 thinks about it a while and then says, “I bet you’ve got a Jack”. She replies, “Why you no call, I show you EVERYTING.” (there is purposely no H in EVERYTING). If she just would have said “You looka like a man” it would have been perfect.

The main target at my table was the maniac in seat 3. He had so much money in front of him and was taking down huge pots with terrible hands. All the characteristics were there: Raise with any suited cards. Call every hand to the river, cap any three-bet hand pre-flop no matter what he had. I’ve had extremely good luck running into these types of players at Bay 101 on the tail end of their winning streak. That’s when the money gets passed around. I maintained my usual tight-aggressive strategy, sprinkling in some questionable hands every now and again to keep people guessing. For the most part it didn’t matter though. The people who were paying off my hands were paying them off no matter how I played anyway.

My favorite hand of the day came like so. In middle position, I get dealt Q-Js, I call, four players call behind me, maniac in seat 3 raises, everyone calls. Flop comes 9-10-6 rainbow. Checks to me, I bet, everyone calls, maniac check-raises, and everyone calls two bets. Turn comes 8, check to me, I bet, maniac and Miss Swan call. River comes 7 completing the board straight. Maniac bets, I raise, both Miss Swan and maniac call. Both of them are playing the board. No one even had a jack. Miss Swan didn’t show her hand, but maniac showed 6-2s. Keep it coming buddy.

In live play, I seem to have adopted a table personality that makes people believe that I have always paired something and that they should fold. I’m still trying to decide how good or bad this is. I mean, I’ve had a number of hands where i think I could have sucked some more money out of the table, but I’ve been hesitant to raise when I’m not sure I’ve got a winner. I know this limits the amount of money that I make, but it also keeps me from burning through money like I’ve been known to do in the past. But I’m still not sure if I want to work on changing my table image. Here’s a for-instance:

In early position, I’m dealt 3-3, the old Larry Bird. I call, bust-o-matic in Seat 9 calls, maniac calls, and the new seat 4 (who has proven to be a somewhat tight player) raises on the big blind, everyone calls. The flop comes 3-K-x, seat 4 bets, everyone calls. Turn is a blank (6 I think), seat four bets, everyone but maniac calls. River 4, maniac checks, I bet, seat 9 folds. So the question is, should I have raised on the turn. I definitely think that raising the flop is going to do nothing but narrow the field, and in this situation, I really didn’t put anyone else on a pocket pair or two pair, so I didn’t feel like I had a lot to fear. Plus most everyone was respecting my raises and I didn’t want anyone to fold. All I had to be afraid of was some kind of runner-runner nonsense, which though I have had it happen before, I couldn’t be worried about if my plan was to suck these people dry. I could have raised the turn, but I was really hoping that both the maniac and seat 9 would call and I figured if I raised, everyone but seat 4 would fold (and even he might fold in this instance). I also planned on raising the river, but seat 4 slowed down and let me bet it, which also would have happened if I had raised the turn. This hand may be a particularly bad example to bring this up, but I think there’s something more I could be doing to get more money out of people in winning hands. If you have any ideas on this I’m all ears.

My philosophical hand here also happens to be the last hand I played of the night. It always feels nice to leave at the highest point of the night. I left the table up > $300, for some reason I can’t remember the total amount. Probably because I waited to write the last paragraph of this blog post until after I got back from my 10 year high school reunion. Now I barely remember last weekend. More on my reunion (and real live poker in Oklahoma!!!) later this week.


Home alone

Since I was out of town for the Fourth, I’ll eventually post the flurry of commentary that I wrote on the plane to and from San Jose. Here’s a start:

6/30/2005

So it’s been four days since Christmas moved out of the house. I’ve set up booby traps all over the house in case Joe Pesci and that other guy show up to steal my valuables, such as my numerous taped copies of Kids in the Hall reruns on Comedy Central. The house never seemed so big. Damn there are a lot of places for me to make a mess. I should probably get a maid service to clean the place once for me. Maybe that’ll make it easier. But any maid that shows up is going to have hard time cleaning up the tar I used to protect the back door.

Out of sheer embarrassment, I watered my lawn for the first time ever this week (thanks Jen!). That’s in the first two and a half years that I’ve owned this place boys and girls. Call me a lazy fuck. I like to think of myself an environmental conservationalist who is doing his part to keep water consumption low. And a lazy fuck. It’s amazing how nature works though. My lawn looked completely scorched two days ago. I woke up this morning and it was mostly green. Water apparently makes grass grow. I knew I should have paid more attention in my botany class.

Hedges is participating in some comedy event at the Velveta Room in the middle of July. After the show is over there’s going to be an open mike night. Shy as I am, I’m seriously considering the idea of trying my hand at comedy again. I’d have to actually write something up though. Maybe that would keep me from stumbling as much as I did at Brian’s birthday party.