Ahhh, Airplane!. Daniel just sent me a link to the dialectizer, which did an awesome job turning my last post to jive-speak.

“High Crime Area
Afta’ spendin’ some week in Mo-town, ah’ had da damn pleasho’ man uh returnin’ t’a new cubicle at wo’k (we reo’ganized our cubicles t’fit our growin’ numba’ of developuh’s). As if it’s not enough uh a pain in de ass t’move cubicles (even if it’s no mo’e dan 10 feet), at some point durin’ de week ah’ wuz gone, some sucka swapped out mah’ decent chair fo’ some chair wid some bugger’d armrest. Man! It’s been dree days and I’m still annoyed. Bunch uh savages in dis town. ‘S coo’, bro.

posted by gus at da damn metroplaza @ 4:57 PM puh’malink 1 comments”

My favorite is that it changed “gus at the metroplaza” to “gus at da damn metroplaza”.