That’s right, I’m about to start my workday. I already worked 10 hours today, but I’m going to power through and try to get some stuff finished by tomorrow. Why don’t I just go to work early tomorrow?? Because I need to get this shit finished, and the only way I can do […]

File under “should have been sent to lowbrow.com“:
What’s nasty?
Listening to your co-worker take a nasty dump in the stall next to you.
What’s nastier?
Hearing him walk out of the bathroom without washing his hands.
Remind me never to shake hands with anyone. Ever.

What ever happened to that Jim guy?

I had a shoe blowout this weekend at […]

It’s funny that charr mentioned Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels in a comment on my previous post. In my quest to learn every gambling game out there (See “If you want to gamble, follow the Chinese guy“), I was awake late one night last week and decided to look up the poker game […]

In poker news, after all the traveling and other bullshit with the holidays, I decided to play some tournaments this weekend. Saturday I woke up and decided to play the $9 Guaranteed Quarter Million Qualifier. I played decently well, and hit a couple good hands and managed to win a spot in Sunday’s […]

In a recent conversation with an acquaintance that I haven’t seen in years, an awkward conversation about my company ensued. I’ve been trying to put together what all went wrong and here’s what I’ve come up with.
First off, unless I know you fairly well, don’t tell me about getting turned down after interviewing with […]

…and whoopi goldberg is unavailable for comment. I’ve tried everything, but focusing on work is difficult today. Oddly enough though, I’m getting a lot accomplished. Or maybe it just feels like it because all of my peeps are finally back in the office. Here’s my special things-to-do for people suffering from […]